Don't panic; your prince is here now.

hi and welcome to my blog I'm bloodystains I reblog anime and books and I really like gingers


im also kinda or maybe a lot gay

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

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pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

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bargainchild:

peachie-prince:

What

did she fuckin stutter

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themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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heartlessdivine:

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

Now the whole neighborhood can watch as a friendship is blown away by a blue turtle shell

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“jinkies i lost my glasses!”


~ velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via gnarly)

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sub-maureen:

no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan

image

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sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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